imaginary_golux: adult red riding hood and her wolf (wolf)
I am not going to write this, but here it is for anyone else who wants it: Star Wars: The Force Awakens Princess Bride AU.

Finn is Buttercup, beautiful and a bit naive.
Poe is Westley.
Kylo Ren is Count Rugen, with the torture machines in the basement.
General Hux is Prince Humperdinck, who wants a war.
Rey is Inigo Montoya, who is searching for the man who killed her mentor.
(Lor San Tekka is Domingo Montoya, who Kylo Ren killed.)
Chewbacca is Fezzik.
Snoke is the Sicilian.
Han Solo is Miracle Max, mostly so that we can get Leia as his wife.

...And then you get the pining, and Finn realizing that when Poe says 'Buddy' he means 'I love you,' and Rey starts empathizing with Finn after they kidnap him, and Chewbacca roaring, "I am the Dread Pirate Roberts!" in Wookiee, and Leia snarling, "I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!" at Han, and Rey demanding her mentor back, you son of a bitch, and eventually Rey and Poe and Finn are going to end up in a threesome because this pairing, you guys, it is eating my life.

Anyway. Free to good home.

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Apr. 9th, 2013 06:08 pm
imaginary_golux: adult red riding hood and her wolf (wolf)
You know what would be awesome - and please link me if it exists, because Best Beloved and I both want to read it - the fic in which Susan Pevensie, after everything goes down with the train and her siblings dying and her being no longer a friend to Narnia (because Narnia kinda fucked her over royally), gets picked up by the Doctor to be his Companion.

She'd be awesome! She's used to weird situations and diplomacy, and to coping with high-strung odd people. Give her a longbow and some sensible running shoes and she would be the best thing since sliced bread.

Bonus points if the Wardrobe is a baby Tardis/Time Lord tech of some sort.


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